Thursday, August 30, 2012

Life Goals: Never Fall in Love

So I got bored of the last story.  I'll prolly start writing in it again soon... but in the meantime I started a new one(: I think I'll call it: Life Goals: Never Fall in Love.  Like?  Anywho, this is the first chapter.  Tell me what you think<3
Sincerely, Michelle(:

                “Oh Ari, you’ll never understand how thankful I am!  OMG he’s just perfect!  You’re like, the best!” A girl, Stacey McDonald, gushed to me one afternoon at lunch.  I smile and pretend like I care so she can run off to be with her new boyfriend, Ashton Witherton.

                I set them up, of course, and they won’t last, of course.  It always works that way, but they have such a great time together (or at least I convince them that they do) that everyone thinks it must be true love and they’ll last forever.  Morons.

                It’s not that I necessarily like watching people’s hearts get broken, or that I would ever actually admit to it, anyway.  The thing is, I find a sadistic pleasure in watching people cry over boys, only because it’s so pathetic.  I don’t have a boyfriend myself, not some loser high school kid, anyway.  Sure I go out all the time, but only with college guys.  All boys my age are just immature and annoying, but apparently the girls at my school are stupid enough to think they must be perfect because they brought her roses or took her to the movies.  Like I said before, they are all morons.

                 “Yo, Luke, you free Saturday?” Some loser who thinks he has a chance asked me.  I don’t even know his name.  Obviously he knows me though, (but who doesn’t?)

                I sighed and leaned forward to face him.  He’s actually pretty attractive, albeit cocky.  His short brown hair is spiked expertly, and his brown eyes are huge and puppy dog-like.  I’ve always been a sucker for brown eyes, and his are especially attractive.  I almost forget my witty retort.  Almost.

                “No,” I drawled, “I’m freaking expensive.  And you can’t afford me, so get lost.” His eyes look hurt, but I don’t know this loser and I wouldn’t go out with him if I did.  He’s not any different than any other idiot kid in this school.

                “You don’t know what you’re missing out on, kid,” he winks and walks away like I didn’t totally just reject him.  Whatever.

                Beside me I hear a girly laugh, I would almost say it’s flirtatious if I didn’t know any better.  Alyssa Malcolm, one of my best friends, is a cheerleader and her laugh is just naturally like that, I guess it’s in the job description.  Her flavor of the week is sitting beside her, holding her hand and looking at her like she’s a goddess.  Poor kid, he doesn’t even realize she barely notices him and he’ll just be replaced in a week or two.  “You totally just rejected him!  In front of his friends, too!” She giggles and leans into Whats-His-Name who wraps his arms around her possessively.

                Of course I know I just rejected him, hell-o, I was there.  Sometimes she can be so ditzy, but I’m used to it by now.

                “Well yeah, but could he honestly expect me to say yes?  Think about it Al, how often do I say yes to moronic high school boys?  No offense, uh…”

                “Gordon,”

                “Right, Gordon.  No offense.”

                “None taken,” he hardly even notices I’m talking to him, he’s so engrossed in Alyssa.  Point proven.

                “But come on, he was so cute!  And he like, totally digs you!  Plus, he has brown eyes,” she wiggles her eye brows at me, oblivious of Gordon’s jealous stare.

“Yeah, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t an idiot.  Besides, you know I have a boyfriend.”  This gets whats-his-name’s attention, he must be one of those kids that loves to spread juicy gossip.  Not that it’s really juicy gossip.  I mean, yes, I am one of the most popular girls here, even if I’m only a junior, but it’s not like any of these people will know (or really care) who my new boyfriend is.

“Oh yeah, I forgot!  What’s his name again?  Jimmy?  Wait, no, James?”  Like I said, Alyssa is a total ditz.

“His name is Collin, remember?  I introduced you.” I’m trying to be patient with her but I’m kind of in a bad mood, stupid biology class.

Her eyes light up.  “Oh yeah, I remember him!  OMG he’s like, totally cute!  You guys are soooo cute together!  Ooh, wanna go on a double date?  We could like, go to, like, the movies or something and hold hands!  Do you wanna babe?” She turns to flavor of the week who nods eagerly, practically drooling on her.

“I don't know Al, I gotta study for this test in uh… math.” I try to think of an excuse but she’s not buying it.  Why can’t she choose a time like this to be opaque?

“Oh please, like you ever study?” She scoffs, “You’ll probably ace the stupid test anyway you braniac.  Come on, please?”

Just then my other best friend, Amber Kale, walked up to the table I’m laying on with her boyfriend, who she’s been going steady with for over a year.  Ariana, Alyssa, Amber, we’re known as triple A.  “Hey, Amber!” I say a little too perkily.

She smiles her sweet smile and sits down, Chris follows obediently.

“OMG, Amber, you can like, totally join us!  It can be a triple date!” Alyssa is literally jumping up and down in her seat now.  Shoot, I was hoping Amber would distract her.  “Okay, so I had this totally brilliant plan to go on a double – now triple – date with Ari and her uber hot boy toy and we can go to the movies and share popcorn and hold hands and make out and piss off the people behind us!  Wanna come?  Please, please say yes!” I really hope Amber says no, but she’s never been good at refusing Alyssa for whatever reason.

She looks like she’s about to say no, and I seriously hoped she would, but then her face falls in surrender and she looks to Chris pleadingly.  I’m not really interested in watching them ogle, so I close my eyes and stretch out on the table a little more.  The sun is shining down blindingly and warming my skin from my bare toes to my eyelids.

“Yeah, sure, let’s do it!” Chris suddenly says, apparently not taking Amber’s hint.  He can be such an idiot sometimes.  His booming voice startles a couple girls at the next table over, but we’re all used to it by now.  The kid’s the captain of the basketball team and one of the biggest partiers I know, strange that he and Amber have been together for so long, but I guess the saying opposites attract isn’t for nothing.

“Yay!” Alyssa exclaims and shakes my shoulder.  “Now you have to come!  It’ll be so fun!  Oh, I know, let’s all dress up like fancy people so the people at the movie theater get like, totally confused!  OMG that would be so funny!  What do you think, Ari?” I catch Amber’s eye across the table, practically begging me to go so she doesn’t have to be alone with Alyssa.  I sigh.

“Fine, but only because I’m freaking awesome and I love you,” I smirk at her and close my eyes again.  The bell rings, disrupting my peace once again.  Everyone groans and I hop off the table and get my flip flops from where I left them on the ground.  A note had been left on one of them.

“Oo-ooh, Ari’s got a secret admirer!” Alyssa giggles and picks it up before I can.  “’My dearest Ariana,” she reads out loud in an overly dramatic voice, “Thy beauty surpasses that of every rose on this Earth.  Thy hair is like a fountain of fire, thy body sculpted by an angel,” very original. “My heart soars to think of thee, and I may very well be the happiest man on the planet if thou wouldst do me the honor of going out with me?  Love, your secret admirer.’  OMG Ari, this is like, totally adorable!  I wonder who this kid is?  He must know you love Shakespeare and like, Romeo and Juliet and stuff!  OMG it’s just so romantic!” She gushed, folding the note dreamily.

“Of course I’m not trying out, I gave up on that a while ago.  Besides, Romeo and Juliet?  In a high school?  That’s almost as cheesey as that stupid note.” I grin at her and take the note delicately, then I tear it to sheds and drop the pieces on the ground.  I’m not totally heartless though, so I hope whatever sap wrote that didn’t see my rip it apart.  “And fine, I’ll go on this date.  But I am so not dressing up, and don’t expect Collin to, either.” I say when we get to our lockers, which are all right next to each other.

Amber’s locker is plain, only crowded with the essentials.  Mine is much the same, but with a mirror and some back up make-up just in case.  Alyssa’s, however, is covered in pink fuzz and pictures and posters of Zac Efron and Brad Pitt.  She even has a pair of shoes and a coat in there, “for emergencies,” she had explained.

Alyssa totally freaks when I tell her I’ll go on the stupid date.  I just hope Collin will want to go, too.

“This is going to be so fun!  And you know I was totally joking about the dressing up thing, I mean, that’s totally just silly!” I dab on a little lip gloss, barely listening to her chatter.

In math I slip out my phone while the teacher isn’t looking.  Miss Carmandy is a plump lady who wears entirely too much make-up and hates everyone under the age of 22.  It’s no wonder she isn’t married.  Hey babe, you up to going on a date with A/C and Lyssa’s flavor of the week?  I text Collin, scowling as my perfectly manicured fingers slide off the little buttons.

Do we have to?  Comes the reply.  Only if you want to, we can even hang out after, if you want. I know that’ll convince him, because I know he knows exactly what I mean.  Fine.  The answer is almost immediate, I smile in spite of myself.  Boys are so easy to please.

“Miss Luke, do you have something you’d like to share with the class?” Miss Carmandy demands, hands on her huge hips and glaring at me through her hideous glasses.

“No, ma’am,” I smile sweetly at her and blink my eyes innocently.  She grunts and continues with the lesson I’m not paying attention to.  I probably should though, because I think there really is a test coming up.  I sigh and put my phone away, ignoring the annoyed look of the girl next to me.

 The day passes slowly, but finally I can jump into my sleek red convertible with Alyssa and Amber and drive home.  We blast Avril Lavigne and let our hair down, letting the wind blow it all over the place.  Alyssa’s long blonde hair whips around her face and all over the seat, but she doesn’t seem to mind, laughing in glee and singing along.  Amber’s short black hair is the least crazy, mostly just blowing back and exposing her pixie face.  My hair is somewhere in the middle, not crazy long like Al’s but not so short as Amber’s and it’s deep amber, with a few gold highlights.  I like to tell myself that it’s pretty.

Once at my house, we whip out the nail polish and Doritos.  We put in The Notebook and get busy doing our toe nails and trying not to cry.  After the movie and our toes have dried, we snoop in my father’s room until we find a credit card.  I know he won’t even notice, he’s hardly ever home anyway.

We drive to the mall and run straight for Macy’s.  Al gets a strapless pink mini dress with silver pumps, Amber gets ballet flats that perfectly match her adorable deep blue dress that brings out her eyes, and I get a black leather skirt and a sparkly tank top.  I figure I’ll just wear it with my black heels.  Then we head to Bath and Body Works to get some new perfume.  We’re not concerned about how much money we spend, because if you can’t tell from my car, house, clothes, and random credit cards I borrow from my dad, I’m pretty stinking rich.

I pick Collin up because my car is so much cooler than his.  We can’t all be millionaires, right?

Amber and Chris are already there, standing in a corner whispering to each other.  We join them and talk for a while, Chris asks Collin about college sports and they get into a heated debate about if basketball or football is cooler, whatever.

“Obviously, volleyball is the best.” I say nonchalantly, interrupting Chris.

“Only if girls are playing,” Collin winks at me and pulls me close to him, kissing my lips tantalizingly.  I pull away slightly and kiss his nose, implying we can play later.

He feigns hurt then smiles easily and puts an arm around me.  Collin is cute, I guess.  His eyes are brown (obviously, I rarely even consider dating people if their eyes aren’t brown) and his hair is sandy blonde, almost brown.  It’s curly and longish, long enough to cover eyes when he’s trying to be sexy, which works.  He has massive muscles, which I also love.  It makes me feel petite, which I think is cute.

Finally Alyssa and Whats-His-Name show up, somehow managing to make out while walking in the doors.  The counter person shoots them a dirty look but doesn’t say anything.

“Ahem.” Amber says pointedly and they break up, red faced and only looking slightly embarrassed.  “We have a movie we’re about to miss, if you don’t mind.” She says in her curt voice and pulls Chris to the counter for popcorn.  We end up getting three small popcorns to share and ‘hold hands secretly in!’ and cokes.  We’re watching The Amazing Spiderman.  I heard the actor is hot.  Let’s hope that’s true if I’m going to have to listen to Lyssa and What’s-His-Name sucking face the whole time.

The movie ends up being pretty good, and the actor is hot.  But as I predicted, the lovebirds barely come up for air during the whole show.  I’d be surprised if she remembered what movie we saw at all.  Between that and Collin trying to seduce every few minutes, I was glad to leave.  Not glad, ecstatic.

After the movie, the sun is setting and I drive Collin (yes, I drive because I’m very protective of my baby.  My baby being the car) up to kissing rock to watch the gorgeous purple clouds set over the horizon.  I’d rather watch it, but Collin thinks just because we’re at the kissing rock means we need to make out every second.

Finally I just get irritated and drive away, trying to ignore him while he kisses my palm and up my arm to my neck.  While I’m driving.  Ugh, can you be more stupid? We get to my house and he lifts me up out of the car and into the house.  He’s kissing me the whole time and pulling my legs tighter around his waist, if that’s even possible.  We make our way to the couch and he pulls me on top of him.  It’s terribly monotonous, we do this way too often.  And he’s not even a good kisser.  He basically just drools all over me and tries to get my shirt off.  Like that's going to happen.

“Tonight?” He asks hopefully, slipping his hands underneath my shirt.

“No.” I say firmly and pull away, looking into his chocolate eyes.  I think that might be the only reason I’m even dating him, his eyes.

“But babe-“

“No.” There’s a note of finality in my voice even he doesn’t question.  Not long after, he leaves and I fix myself a dinner of frozen pizza.  Dad’s filthy rich but apparently not rich enough for an actual cook, though we do have a maid that comes in twice a week to clean the house.  Not that I mind much, I like frozen pizza just as much as any fancy aristocrat meal or whatever.

I settle with my pizza on my massive bed, pulling out my math textbook.  So I didn’t pay as much attention as I probably should have, but after I read the book I’ll know it just as much as anyone who paid attention in that class does, if not more.

I’m finished with my homework by midnight, and I go through my nightly routine to get ready for bed.  Clean face, brush teeth; the works.  Just as I’m finishing I hear the front door open and something crash downstairs.

Great.  Dad’s home.

This is early for him, but from the sounds of all the crashing and smashing going on downstairs, he must be pretty drunk.  I slink off into my room and turn off the light, so he’ll think I’m already asleep, as if he cared.  Eventually I hear him stagger past my door into his room down the hall.  The house is eerily quiet after his rabid destruction, and I can finally drift off to sleep.

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